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By Anonymous - 18/02/2015 18:06 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

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By Anon - 27/08/2015 08:37 - United States

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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By fuckmyplums - 07/02/2014 23:47 - Austria - Grossarl

Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML

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By mrmarshall - 17/05/2019 05:44

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 19 February 2015 0:39

You're stupid enough to try and blackmail your boss for more money? You definitely deserve it.

notesz 21

Thursday 19 February 2015 0:40

Read the word "blackmail", instant YDI.

Comments

alxdakid 11

Thursday 19 February 2015 22:02

I hope you got fired, YDI.

LennyComa 39

Thursday 19 February 2015 22:14

You deserve it. "Blackmail" is the key **** up there. Twat

kittyfrozen 19

Thursday 19 February 2015 22:33

wow. no need to make work affairs personal right? YDI

why_me2789 15

Thursday 19 February 2015 22:59

YDI. If you spent more time working & less time scheming blackmail, you might have earnt a raise.....

TomeDr 24

Thursday 19 February 2015 23:38

Here's a tip: why don't you do your job well so you DESERVE a raise.

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Thursday 19 February 2015 23:58

Idk what to say other than don't quit

systematicpanic 11

Friday 20 February 2015 1:48

Any fml that starts "I tried to blackmail" is gonna be a YDI from me...

mokka44 8

Friday 20 February 2015 2:16

When is trying to blackmail someone ever the right thing to do?

BobbieH 19

Friday 20 February 2015 3:01

Let me get this straight. Your plan was to commit a crime to get a raise while sticking your nose in other people's business and you're complaining that the worst that happened is you have a hostile work environment? What did you think the environment at work would be like, even if your boss succumbed to the blackmailing? Be thankful you didn't get your ass handed to you, then have charges pressed against you - following being fired of course. Mind your own damn business. Try performing to get a raise instead of being a weasel.

Shake_It_Off 6

Friday 20 February 2015 3:37

You actually have a really nice boss, at least for that one moment. If I were your boss, I would have fired you on the spot. Like 98 out of 100 other bosses would have.