Embarrassing, Awkward, Students and Party: Nice try

Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 522

You deserved it 62 009

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By trappedinmyownhome - 15/07/2015 02:11

Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 561

You deserved it 2 837

By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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You deserved it 9 691

By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 947

You deserved it 1 851

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 188

You deserved it 3 514

High hopes

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I'd just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said, "You don't have to lie, some people just aren't cut out for college. There's no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 839

You deserved it 2 954

By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 166

You deserved it 52 182

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 673

You deserved it 62 593

By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 858

You deserved it 3 338

Fresh-faced

By jakob - 09/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML

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You deserved it 135

lutafin 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 19:15

thats what you get for lying

awesomechica1229 5

Thursday 23 September 2010 19:18

dude you should have just been yourself, and not try to make yourself cooler

Comments

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 24 September 2010 15:52

They didn't love the way you lied.

kolidospaz 0

Friday 24 September 2010 17:32

Lying is never cool. Ydi for trying to be a fake, man.

MrJentipede 2

Friday 24 September 2010 17:41

today i got caught in a lie, oh my gawwwwd FML FML FML!!!

Igor_g5 0

Friday 24 September 2010 18:57

YDI for lying.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 24 September 2010 21:30

I noticed that alot of FML's start when "Someone does or says something to try and be cool." Just be yourself, it is alot easier than pretending to be something you're not.

DineshKarthikesu 0

Friday 24 September 2010 21:46

Seems like she, doesn't love the way you lie.

TechFire 25

Friday 24 September 2010 23:54

@155: No no no. Like this: Seems like she... *puts on sunglasses* ... Doesn't love the way you lie. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

roooose 6

Friday 24 September 2010 21:55

what goes around comes around dumb ass :)

shortie_sauce 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:39

for all those girls know, you took college classes while sill in high school and graduated both around the same time

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 25 September 2010 3:49

I don't think you can do that. I took college courses at the same time as my high school courses in grade 12, but I don't think he'd be able to graduate unless he took something before that, which, like I said, I don't think is possible.

vashthestampede 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 3:58

Should of kept your mouth shut, at least you know for next time.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 25 September 2010 18:41

Should have* This is actually becoming fun. I'm not even trying to look for these.

Zebidee 8

Saturday 25 September 2010 22:33

LOL! Careful though, being a Grammar Nazi is all fun and games until they have the Grammar Nuremberg Trials, and we all wind up in Grammar Spandau! ;D