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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By not-so-young-shortie - 18/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

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Creeped out

By bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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BigBen7 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:04

She shoulda kicked you in the balls lol

Qup 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:12

live and learn, eh? hopefully you will start seeing people for who they are and not for what they look like. you're pathetic.

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aperry057 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:47

OH SNAP BITCH

Roxas_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:07

All your chances of getting laid just went flying out the window.

ethanmonroe 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:35

You couldn't have known; FYL

quadracer111 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:05

ROFLCOPTER

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:49

FYL bro. Fat people need to learn that they have a problem, just like smokers, alcoholics, and druggies. If one group can get attacked for their actions then they all can. If you think about it it's actually not fair to give fatasses special treatment. The only exception is if the person has an eating disorder. and not the fake kinds where people eat bc they're sad. That's like saying it's ok for a heroin addict to shoot up bc he's depressed. Both can and have killed. I'm talking about generic disorders.

airandfingers 0

Monday 3 August 2009 10:59

I understand your points, though I don't feel quite the same way. I don't think that any of those groups should be "attacked" for their actions by strangers.. They need help and willpower, and insults aren't likely to provide that for them. Also, serious addictions and dependencies are extremely difficult to shake.. Try to sympathize with those who might not have known what they were getting into, and now will be addicted to a drug for the rest of their life. It's still their fault, but there can always be mitigating factors. As for genetic disorders, of course these are an exception to your blame, but realize that we're not quite sure how many people are predisposed to obesity due to their genetics. Also realize that when you don't know if someone has a genetic disorder, insulting them is not the safest course of action.