Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
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OmniFML 0

He obviously didn't do a good job. :/

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atruegem 0

why the hate? She didn't say he succeeded, only that he TRIED to fake his own death. It is not like she has believed this months over months. As for HOW he did it... how is she supposed to explain this within the character limit of an FML? My ex has done the very same thing. Faked his own death (he was in the army, living in Italy, where I was supposed to follow six months later), so it was easier for him. He faked his own death, and only because I snooped around in his email account one day (to delete it) did I realize he was living the good life with his new millionaire girlfriend. Sometimes life is just that: absolutely and utterly unbelievable

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bettyboo_x 0

how did you find out? Randomly bumped into him in the supermarket?

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diabeticgurl 0

Little ******. I hate people like that.

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atruegem 0

why the hate? She didn't say he succeeded, only that he TRIED to fake his own death. It is not like she has believed this months over months. As for HOW he did it... how is she supposed to explain this within the character limit of an FML? My ex has done the very same thing. Faked his own death (he was in the army, living in Italy, where I was supposed to follow six months later), so it was easier for him. He faked his own death, and only because I snooped around in his email account one day (to delete it) did I realize he was living the good life with his new millionaire girlfriend. Sometimes life is just that: absolutely and utterly unbelievable

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Flutist 3

Wow, are you writing a novel about it too?

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fobchick 0

Two words:Douche Bag.

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penizulaface 0

two words; PEDO BEAR. PEDOBEARPEDOBEARPEDOBEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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goldberg2046 0

if he's got it all planned out, kill him

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chakrabs 0

Man you must be a real bitch just to go through all that trouble to avoid facing you.

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penizulaface 0

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ICallKyo 3

What a dick. Kick his ass.

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