Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
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OmniFML 0

He obviously didn't do a good job. :/

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atruegem 0

why the hate? She didn't say he succeeded, only that he TRIED to fake his own death. It is not like she has believed this months over months. As for HOW he did it... how is she supposed to explain this within the character limit of an FML? My ex has done the very same thing. Faked his own death (he was in the army, living in Italy, where I was supposed to follow six months later), so it was easier for him. He faked his own death, and only because I snooped around in his email account one day (to delete it) did I realize he was living the good life with his new millionaire girlfriend. Sometimes life is just that: absolutely and utterly unbelievable

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Indiana_fml 4

Actually, this happens more often than you think, though faked deaths usually aim on collecting the life insurance or escaping prosecution. And who says that people have to be smart for trying that? Just take this case from September 2008: "It was not long before the 'unsophisticated' plot went wrong - because Akhtary continued to live openly in Gloucester, working, paying tax and keeping appointments with his GP."

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bishoprsv2 0

Um, I'm pretty sure that's illegal, so... FAKE BITCH!!!

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Unzorn 0

That sounds like the plot of a family guy episode where Quagmire gets attacked by dinosaurs and ninjas

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rukusrazor 0

#45 - and no one ever does anything illegal.

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hahaha6 0

#45- when has something being illegal ever stopped anyone?

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PlutoTheFirst 0

So when's the wedding?

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