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By Journo - 27/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, after two months of unemployment, I got a call from a marketing firm offering me an interview for an entry-level position. While Googling the company, I discovered it's a scam. I graduated college in 3 years with a 3.5 GPA, and the only interview I can get is at a fake company. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, a day after I applied for a promising job in a nearby city, I got an e-mail saying they'd like to set up an interview. I was hopeful, right up until the call I got was flagged as "ILLEGAL SCAM" by caller ID and the interviewer, who stated she represented that very company, was plainly calling from India. FML

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You deserved it 91

By jdmarine83 - 07/10/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML

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You deserved it 3 329

By smidge - 02/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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You deserved it 2 644

By OutOfWork.OutOfTime - 28/10/2015 01:34 - United States - Cookeville

Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML

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You deserved it 1 860

Discrimination!

By DamnYou - 04/01/2023 18:00

Today, in this horrible job market, I finally got an interview with a dream company. But like the dumbass I am, I mentioned my baby in the interview and got the "look" from the interviewer. Bye bye yet another job. FML

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You deserved it 1 094

Close but no cigar

By bbb - 03/10/2012 16:19 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML

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You deserved it 1 603

The pros and cons

By Anonymous - 12/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was emailed an update on the jobs I applied for. Every single one of the positions have closed except for one that I'm having second thoughts about, because looking around Google showed them to be VERY sketchy. FML

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You deserved it 67

Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 177

Source?

By Anonymous - 05/11/2018 15:30

Today, I accidentally put down the wrong year for my university graduation, so when my prospective boss was checking my references he found no mention of my name in that year's list of graduates. He accused me of faking my qualifications and refused to hire me. It was a 6-figure salary. FML

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You deserved it 3 599

By goingnowherefast - 09/02/2013 00:19 - United States - Butler

Today, after three and a half years of working dead-end jobs with a bachelor's degree, I got a call from a potential employer in my degree field, who wanted to set up an interview. The problem: the interview is across the country, and I'm too broke to pay the travel expenses. FML

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You deserved it 2 585

Socrates_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:26

let me guess...sociology?

ForestFire0 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

good catch, at least. imagine if you went and were scammed. THAT would have been a real FML. This is an FML with a bright side

Comments

Unit_1004 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:41

I fail to see how you're the victim in this situation. I'm going to guess a buisiness major.

heavyop 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:42

A 3.5 is an A- and a 2.0 is straight C's

adelaide_evening 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:44

That sucks. If it's any consolation, the only job I've been offered recently is as a guy's sexetary. (A person who's paid to be a guy's secretary and have sex with him). But I've yet to graduate college. Needless to say, I turned that job down. There's still time, don't lose hope.

Sam24_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:44

Maybe u should have gone to a better college

Jupi_fml 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:47

Sorry #22, I don't know what kind of high school you go to, but I've never heard of a 3.5 being straight Cs. Typically, a 2.0 is indicative of straight Cs.

123el 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:47

It's tough out there right now. I just graduated too and have sent my resume to 30 different places in the past month and a half with only about 5 or 6 who have responded back, all with the same message of no new hires. Stay positive man, you'll get a job before you know it.

sleepykid00 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:48

I'm sorry to hear. If it makes you feel any better, I graduated with a molecular bio degree and the only company that called me for an interview was for customer's service. I never even applied for that position. #22 Is yours out of 5.0 because otherwise that makes absolutely no sense. I think GPA 3.5/4.0 is an A and a 3.2/4.0 is an A-.

izzyyy 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:49

@ angeldo6695 An F can really bring down your average. But graduating with a 3.5 is really good, so don't compare middle school grades with college grades.

grazynaanka 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:52

It doesn't matter what school he went to. Those who went to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc... can't get jobs out there with the way the economy is. Unless you go to school for a career that the country is in dire need of, good luck trying to find a job.