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By Journo - 27/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, after two months of unemployment, I got a call from a marketing firm offering me an interview for an entry-level position. While Googling the company, I discovered it's a scam. I graduated college in 3 years with a 3.5 GPA, and the only interview I can get is at a fake company. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, a day after I applied for a promising job in a nearby city, I got an e-mail saying they'd like to set up an interview. I was hopeful, right up until the call I got was flagged as "ILLEGAL SCAM" by caller ID and the interviewer, who stated she represented that very company, was plainly calling from India. FML

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By jdmarine83 - 07/10/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML

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By smidge - 02/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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By OutOfWork.OutOfTime - 28/10/2015 01:34 - United States - Cookeville

Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML

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By DamnYou - 04/01/2023 18:00

Today, in this horrible job market, I finally got an interview with a dream company. But like the dumbass I am, I mentioned my baby in the interview and got the "look" from the interviewer. Bye bye yet another job. FML

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Close but no cigar

By bbb - 03/10/2012 16:19 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was emailed an update on the jobs I applied for. Every single one of the positions have closed except for one that I'm having second thoughts about, because looking around Google showed them to be VERY sketchy. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2018 15:30

Today, I accidentally put down the wrong year for my university graduation, so when my prospective boss was checking my references he found no mention of my name in that year's list of graduates. He accused me of faking my qualifications and refused to hire me. It was a 6-figure salary. FML

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By goingnowherefast - 09/02/2013 00:19 - United States - Butler

Today, after three and a half years of working dead-end jobs with a bachelor's degree, I got a call from a potential employer in my degree field, who wanted to set up an interview. The problem: the interview is across the country, and I'm too broke to pay the travel expenses. FML

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Socrates_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:26

let me guess...sociology?

ForestFire0 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

good catch, at least. imagine if you went and were scammed. THAT would have been a real FML. This is an FML with a bright side

Comments

eighthchord 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:28

#80: "You graduated from college in 3 years? Impressive. Not only are you a genius, but you time travel, too!" Lots of people do this. I got a full semester's worth of credit hours because of AP classes. There are kids entering college now with a whole year's worth of BS intro college courses out of the way so they can actually get started on what they want to do, but this is for the ambitious. It saves a lot of money.

eighthchord 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:30

#81: "You graduated from college in 3 years? Impressive. Not only are you a genius, but you time travel, too!" Lots of people do this. I got a full semester's worth of credit hours because of AP classes. There are kids entering college now with a whole year's worth of BS intro college courses out of the way so they can actually get started on what they want to do, but this is for the ambitious. It saves a lot of money.

lovelylady123 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:32

next time dont try and get out of college so fast. might i suggest stop and shop or wallmart and maybe if u can really handle it macys?

blland 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:41

you need a PhD for being a cook here. who do you think you are?

BB_baby 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:43

am i having deja vu or did a FML worded pretty much the same exact way get posted awhile ago?

mambrow 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:39

@#34: In this economy, everything matters. More people are applying for the same jobs, school, gpa, even your credit score will all come into effect. Vector is only a scam if you make it out to be a scam. I was a cook for 4 years while in college and can honestly say the knives are not bad or too overpriced. I worked for Vector and made a few grand in the month I needed to find a real job.

TheBigWood 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:46

You are all forgetting the most important question! Who is the company? What Is the Scam?

Wingnut 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:50

i love how these high schoolers think they're hot shit and and try to lecture college students, seriously you guy aint seen nuthin yet and don't get me started on that #22 middle school kid......

fatfaceunited 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:56

This is to all you snobby kids in middle and high school with one "C" in their transcript or a 42 GPAs. Enjoy the good life while you can, cause in college professors don't hold your dick while you pee. you have to learn how to unzip your pants, pull it out and release the urine all by yourself. Learn how your cocks feel boys, because it can be a shock when you haven't felt them since your mom got you spanking your monkey.

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 6:23

dang!!! thats weak. and in the current status of the economy skams are up. and you're smart for reasearching the company. but lucky for finding out its a skam