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By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By arse-face - 28/06/2013 23:22 - Ireland - Caher

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

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By 20 - 31/12/2009 00:28 - Australia

Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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scarlett361 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:20

i'm sorry, that really sucks. you could do without friends like that..

peaceout314 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:21

I'm so sorry. Unless you're drastically overweight, that's terrible, and totally not your fault.

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CandyKissesNum1 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 3:32

Ur friends suc they could have at least pay 4 the cab but dnt get discouraged things dnt suc 4 ever :)

lenasaur 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 3:34

organisedchaos - Im "voluptuous" and not only do I not eat meat, but I dont eat dairy or any other animal product. Im just bigger and have always been that way.

thepainter 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 6:15

Lose your friends and lose some weight. You know, for health reasons mostly.

Seana01 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:05

Ditch your friends; they aren't worth having in your life if they're going to go ahead into a club where "fat chicks" aren't allowed. ..and another thing, what discriminatory dicks for saying that shit!!! GOD!

RavishMe77 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 9:24

Bouncers can actually do that?! That's awful.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 10:38

Since perdix didn't say it for some reason... Should've gone to Club Plumpa Humpa.

TheWicked 4

Sunday 8 November 2009 16:47

Well if you really are fat, you sure had it coming. Can't really expect getting into a club if you're obese.. it's like expecting to get into a fine university even though you have bad grades.

notsoordinary 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:20

YDI FOR BEING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!

smexy_sasori123 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:38

dont listen to the jerks giving the other comments! they r losers.. i myself am a little over weigth, but its alright to be fat... do a weight lose program called "isagenixs" u lose 10 pounds a mounth and if u say the difference in me from a year ago till now :0 wow i lost alot and i look alot different too. ^///^