Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
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scarlett361 0

i'm sorry, that really sucks. you could do without friends like that..

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peaceout314 0

I'm so sorry. Unless you're drastically overweight, that's terrible, and totally not your fault.

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NumberZine 0

Notice how everyone says you need new friends, but nobody is offering? Yeah. Fatty.

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LongWayDown 0

Try slimfast. Now that the lolz and death-stares are over, happy birthday anyways, that sucks.

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playa4life23 0

do some ******* exercise, you deserve it!

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Cemetery 0

first off your "friends" are jerks... time to ditch them and get real friends. Also see if you can talk to the management and tell them how you were treatd also say it was your birthday, you might be able to get the bouncer in trouble if anything. If nothing happens from it then perhaps think of ways to get revenge. For instance see if you can get a surprise inspection from the health inspector on them after reporting 'questionable' kitchen conditions in the bar area. Perhaps even anonymously report that they serve drinks to underage people. There are a few things you can do to get back at them legally. In the mean time take this as a motivation to loose weight and make yourself look your best. Go back in a year when you look like a super model and show them all.

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AnaRosa 0

what jerks. -___- the fact that the bouncer said that is whatever. the issue is your dick friends.

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midnight_rain 0

Okay, just about everyone can go **** themselves. Overweight people are people too. Get that through your ******* heads. #126 - you deserve to die a very slow painful death, not all overweight people are that way because they sit there and eat shit all day. And your comment saying overweight women don't deserve to meet someone? **** YOU! **** YOU RIGHT TO HELL! EVERYONE DESERVES TO MEET SOMEONE, YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR ******* HIGH HORSE AND REALIZE HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE YOU REALLY ARE. People who say they have no respect or anything for overweight people need a reality check. Its you people who dont deserve any respect. And to the OP, that sucks hardcore. I think its time to get some new friends, especially if that happened on your birthday. Keep your head up!

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intheflesh 0

#128, get over it, it's simple to improve your eating habits and start taking walks. "can't help it" is just another way of being weak. and that kind of weakness makes life worse. anyone who isn't happy with their life should make being physically healthy a priority, especially a girl so fat she isn't allowed into a public place.

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supboys 0

What? All smokers have to do to get into anywhere is drop their cigarette. A smokers only not allowed into a bar/club when they're smoking, which people don't do the whole day. Fat people are fat all day.

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blasticks 0

YDI for being fat, maybe you should ask for a treadmill for yourbirthday

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hooyay 0

i'm amazed how many people are willing to say hurtful things to someone who was already, as seen crushed. why kick someone when they are down? have you no soul? do you think it's funny that someone is humiliated in front of their friends? and then, in turn, that all of these "friends" leave them to fend for themselves? the rudeness of people astounds me.

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mcguyver98 0

if they did that, are they really your friends - NOT! Dump all of them!

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