Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 072
You deserved it 8 341

Same thing different taste

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i'm sorry, that really sucks. you could do without friends like that..

I'm so sorry. Unless you're drastically overweight, that's terrible, and totally not your fault.

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I can't believe the utter ******* idiots who are commenting on this. The point of this FML is not that she was fat: it's the fact that her "friends" ditched her on her birthday. That is unacceptable under any circumstance. OP, get new friends. Everyone who is saying "YDI BECAUSE UR FAT LOL" choke on a **** and get some perspective.

Also for the record, a girl I used to know once got refused entry to a Sydney club for "being fat" and she was hardly overweight at all. So for all the people saying "you must be really fat to be refused entry", you have obviously never met the absolute ***** that pass for bouncers in Sydney.

Would you have rather gone into the club and watch all your friends dance while you're stuck their by yourself trying to order a steak at the bar?

Flutist 3

She obviously picked the place. Why do you have to hate on her just because the bouncer said "your fat" does not mean she is.

I eat pretty healthy whenever I can and yeah there are some good foods that I really enjoy but sometimes it really does feel like paper, the person didn't say paper to mean actual paper, more like a metaphor to describe LIKE the plain tasting you'd expect from paper. Just my two cents

boatkicker 4

If the food is too plain, put some spices on it. Seriously. I've never heard of any health problems caused by adding a bit of garlic and pepper. Cut up an onion. Buy some chili powder. Food doesnt have to be unseasoned to be healthy. If its too plain that's your own fault.

It kind of doesn't matter if she is really fat or just a little bit fat. It's still extremely unethical to judge someone based on their weight. Regardless of whether she's 10 lbs overweight or 100 lbs overweight.

Derek321 2

Come on, guys, what do you expect? Clubs (Esp. higher-end clubs) tell their bouncers to not let fat/unattractive women in (among other guidelines for admission). I would suggest that you begin to value your health and appearance more. -Ty

boatkicker 4

That's not the part most people are bothered by. Its the fact that her friends ditched her on her birthday.

Leashaness 5

Wow, i almost feel sorry for the losers that have time to post paragraphs about this FML. Seriously, leave a witty or "i feel your pain" comment and move on. Arguing with strangers via FMl is really sad.

Has anyone picked up on OP's nickname being "obese_chicken"? So I'm guessing she's very heavy. Still, OP, that sucks. :( I hope you can find better friends who appreciate and are loyal to you.

You make one mistake. The people you refer to as friends, aren't.