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By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By arse-face - 28/06/2013 23:22 - Ireland - Caher

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

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By 20 - 31/12/2009 00:28 - Australia

Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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scarlett361 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:20

i'm sorry, that really sucks. you could do without friends like that..

peaceout314 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:21

I'm so sorry. Unless you're drastically overweight, that's terrible, and totally not your fault.

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jordan75_fml 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 6:16

some friends eh?

cmastabackhand 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 5:44

lol no offense to you but me and a few of my friends read this and now whenever we see a fat girl we just scream "no fat chicks" and almost the entire sophmore and junior class do this. it's wicked funny. but your friends a douche. and were gonna make bright pink shirts with "no fat chicks!" in black on them and have like 50 people we know going to warped tour wear them. epic as shit. so thanks:)

jasminekirkpatri_fml 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:46

shalllllow bitches

Lawlipop 3

Monday 30 August 2010 22:07

You sound like a bitch.

snazzymcwho 21

Wednesday 20 May 2015 16:26

At least chubby people can lose weight. You can't lose your shitty personality. I hope karma gets you and that you're made to feel awful about your very human flaws.

aleex_babiee 0

Friday 30 July 2010 2:21

omg, I'm so sorry Hun, some people are just low. if your so called " friends " would do that to you, their obviously not good friends. you can do so much better than them.

triguy86 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 20:23

Ever heard of the DUFF? Designated Ugly Fat Friend...either way you need new friends.

goofygoober410 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 6:16

dude!! WTF!! What club doesn't allow 'fat chicks'?? that's stupid.

milli1303 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:54

I think most ppl miss the point that it was suck because of her friends and stat blame the club. Its amazed me that some ppl go extreme and start thinking of sue or call police. It not discrimination, clubs have policy dont let certain ppl in to keep their image. It call right of administration. The club i used to go have that, too. If u are not wearing smart, u r out, not wearing suit on certain day, u r out, I saw a lot girl/guy got kicked out because of underdress/fat/not attactice, and i dont think it is right to sue. PPL are so hypocrite nowaday and sue sue sue on every thing. U have to fit the society you are in. You are not going to a biker club wearing suit, u are not being a model if u are fat. Its not discrimination, it the right of the business.

jordanof23 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:00

thats one of the most ****** up things ive herd in my entire life.

rinkagamine_fml 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 2:12

I'm not even going to get into the whole fat debate. Never mind your shitty friends...How is it even legal to deny someone entrance into a club based on their weight? Damn.