Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
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Welshite 39

Somehow I think you would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.

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photogirlinlove 16

She must think you're a real knockout.

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hardcorefan16 22

Or you just have a pounding headache from just having one

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Obito_Uchiha651 17

I can 100 % guarantee that if someone was to run headfirst into a wall that they'll have a headache

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DevilsShadow 5

Or, now think of this..he has a pounding headache, BECAUSE HE SLAMMED INTO A ******* WALL.

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DrProfessor777 16

To the window, to the wall! To my big comfy bed I crawl, down this big long hall, ahh sleep sleep sleep sleep

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Peatoria 10

Your new mixtape is fire bruh. I love it. Thumbs up!!

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SilentSin 23

Most people don't survive a Freddy Krueger attack. Good job.

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LalapaloozaChick 14

she takes her sleep seriously.

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RageWolf16 31

That was irresponsible. You aren't supposed to sleep right after a head injury, just to be safe. A broken blood vessel could cause a subdural hematoma and you could've died in your sleep

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TheMathMajor 26

He's probably concussed. OP, go see a doctor to make sure you're okay.

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gotaplanstan 28

#17 that was the first thing I thought too...surprised you were the first person to mention this XD

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totallynotemily 25

What were you dreaming about? Also, your wife was nice to put you back to bed, it's better than the floor

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StupidUsername89 23

But he could've gotten a concussion and then a coma that's why it's an Fml in the first place

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