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By Cybertronianchic - 05/09/2020 09:58 - United Kindom - Birmingham

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Today, I realised I'm so much more sexually attracted to Transformers than anyone I've ever met. FML

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Lonesome

By AwesomePGnarles - 13/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

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Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

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By BroadwayBaby1997 - 17/09/2016 15:26 - United States - Mission

Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML

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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

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Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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Sweet sensation

By Katrina641 - 26/02/2010 04:20 - France

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Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

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Stimulating

By Wow - 13/03/2012 04:38 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

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Found one!

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 12:00

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Today, after many years of denial and avoidance, I've come to accept the fact that I'm one of those people who are turned on by furry adult art. FML

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Weird turn on, but OK

By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 16:30 - India

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Today, I realised my sex drive has improved massively since I started fantasising about Bruno from Encanto on the regular. I thought my lack of appetite was because of my mental health issues. Apparently not. FML

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Attraction

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 11:01

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Today, I realized I'm extremely sexually attracted to my physical therapist. It doesn't help that treatment involves me spending the entire appointment naked from the waist down. FML

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Shy guy

By Big_gulps_huh - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML

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alex_jaguara 32

Saturday 5 September 2020 11:14

So you are transsexual.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 5 September 2020 17:40

I think there are plenty of people who are more attracted to fictional characters than to real people. And there are people attracted to real people who would not be attracted to them. It’s probably emotionally safer to be attracted to a fictional character than to an real but unavailable person. So I wish you well. Some day things may change for you...

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sickerthanyou 13

Monday 7 September 2020 4:56

Is your name MEGatron? (Shut up Meg)

geniusness 6

Monday 7 September 2020 22:57

So you're into heavy metal?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 7 September 2020 23:45

All I can think of is the Seth MacFarlane short video where someone is having sex with Optimus Prime, who turns into a truck during climax.

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 9 September 2020 14:16

I'm guessing you had older siblings or relatives that enjoyed them and that they do well at taking care of things. nothing wrong with that

Aadil Syed 11

Monday 14 September 2020 9:45

This is definitely getting posted to r/transformemes.

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