Intimacy: No kinkshaming on FML

No kinkshaming on FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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Same thing different taste

By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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You probably do

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 22:01

Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By disturbedgd - 03/04/2017 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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Comet_Candy 23

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

That must have been one sexy box!

studave 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

I hope you didn't get a paper cut

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emeraldisle 30

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:59

Did you at least gets its number before you woke up?

LeFrogDog 27

Thursday 1 August 2013 0:23

the box had a tracking number

LowExpectations 30

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:59

Do you shop online a lot? I always get excited when my packages are on my door step. But then again I never gotten aroused by it.

kewpiesuicide 29

Thursday 1 August 2013 14:18

LOL when you put it like that, I'm surprised that I don't have sex dreams about my packages!

kaoszombie 6

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:59

It was probably a nicely shaved box. Hopefully it didn't give you a paper-****.

Fuji76 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:59

Step one, cut a hole in that box....So I guess it was literally "a dick in a box?" Sorry I couldn't help myself.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:00

What was the rest of her made of?

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:02

Don't be ashamed of your sexuality.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:12

Boxsexual?

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:06

How does

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:07

Messed up. How does one have sex with a cardboard box?

vipirius 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:24

With lube. Lots and lots of lube.

150493x 29

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:06

Way to think outside the box

LowExpectations 30

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:09

I think the dream was more about the inside of the box ;).

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:13

Outside of the box. Inside of the box. Around the box...

sisco2901 20

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:12

Don't judge the box by its cardboard...

crackpotL 33

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:13

box is box.

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML

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Tonday, I spent the night in my car because I didn’t want to go home as I just gave my roommate a 30-day eviction notice. My girlfriend is spending the night at a friend's, and I’m too cheap to get a hotel room. FML

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Today, I got yelled at for 10 minutes by my head of department for failing one of my students for plagiarism, because, "we can't be sure." It was my work he plagiarised, but because it's not in our system, it doesn't count. FML

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Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML

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Today, my mom won the lottery. My biological mom who I only met last year, after 33 years of not knowing who she was. She is sharing her millions with her kids, but that doesn't include me as I "don't count". FML

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Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML

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No kinkshaming on FML

Same thing different taste

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You probably do

Unfulfilled

Poor pillow

Hott

You sleep in your pants?

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