No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

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rememberkids 14

I think (I don't know for sure) this is a lesson to always stay hydrated! bring lots of water! for extra long periods of exercise, a Gatorade doesn't hurt either

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arre2006 19

And here I thought this only happened in cartoons

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NikkiAmber09 12

Bet he tore that ass up. Bad pun but I hope your butt is alright.

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vintaqe 28

That's actually really ******* hilarious.

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furbyface711 9

Is it bad that my first thought was "that poor turtle?"

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TalkinSmack 6

Turtles hang out in the woods?

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theboy13 13

I did that once in Arkansas! Bit scary

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phorn84 13

I had a baby snapping turtle when I was younger. My cousin tried to kill it, so we had to take my cousin to the hospital to reattach his finger.

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beclaurela 18

That's awesome. To see a huge snapping turtle...

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