No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

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FrankHotpants 31

Reminded me of the Austin powers scene "yes I'll have the turtle soup and make it snappy, and at the same time I need it prompt."

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mattrd_fml 31

Im glad you're okay op. snapping turtles can be really dangerous.

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Goblin182 26

That was one big-ass turtle, or you like to sit on small rocks.

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MinnieBitch 5

Just jumping top of it like super Mario, maybe it will die

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Jjimen1654 9

Hope the turtle snapped you out of your dizzy spell.

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TogeBara 12

shoulda went all Steve Irwin on it and been like "Crikey" afterwards. I wouldn't know what happened. And you'd be safe since it isn't a sting ray.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Did you snap out of your blurry vision after?

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