No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

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thatgirlincali 13

They said their vision was blurry.

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quanito1013 6

Atleast it was a turtle. Could have been worsts.

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Nyx_fml 23

Yes. It could have been Gamera. Or even Bowser. Oh, wait, those are turtles too. :/

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rocker_chick105 31

It could've been a worsts? Oh no! Those ******* are terrifying!!

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tatsumahyuu 5

Did it get you or did u just sit on it and that was it? Personally I saw a duck get screwed up by a huge one and can only imagine the damage it could do on a human

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Kateyez_26 13

Maybe 13 vision was blurry when he read the FML

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Faiths28 12

Bet your vision cleard up

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thatgirlincali 13

Ah. It's clear to me now. That could be it.

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fsomelife 26

We'll remember you as the guy named Carl.

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tragicnightmare 15

at least it never harmed you. better a turtle than something worse, right?

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mattrd_fml 31

snapping turtles can really hurt you. theres a reason why theyre called snapping turtles.

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sadistmonkey 19

Because they taste like ginger snaps right?

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tragicnightmare 15

i see. guess i shouldve googled snapping turtles lol. i dont know much about them

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dramaelf 37

I guess that woke you up pretty fast.

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