No refunds

By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 735
You deserved it 37 766

Same thing different taste

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You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.

Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...

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What the ****? This was a reply to #1's comment! FML is tripping.

YDI for getting THAT drunk, if you can't control yourself when you drink then don't do it.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Sausagefest!!! lol. Seriously. try to sell them. Make sausage pizza and sell it by the slice. I don't know.

I'd buy them all. I love sausage. ....shutup.

I know of lots of guys who would like to have their sausages accosted.

Well you had the money to buy alcohol ... ;) Still sucks though. That's why I never take too much cash with me when I go out. Maybe you can sell some sausages to your friends? XD

Maybe he rememers because those weren't the ony saisages you used last night. Winkity wink wink

You tried to *return* the sausages? Were you still drunk that morning? That's the only valid excuse for thinking returning purchased meat would be an acceptable thing to do.

I agree with 18. Go to a corner and sell your sausage! You could sell the stuff you got at the store too(;

conor12 5

Eat before you get drunk and that may not happen