Pregnancy and Health: No soup for you

No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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Honey…

By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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The_Paladin 16

Saturday 12 October 2013 5:19

uhg...morning sickness. I had it for the entire 9 months. hang in there OP.

Nyx_fml 23

Saturday 12 October 2013 5:20

If it didn't really look like it then, it sure does now.

Comments

JMichael 25

Saturday 12 October 2013 16:52

I'll never look at canned soup the same..

an3ph 20

Saturday 12 October 2013 17:47

He deserved it.

cheyenne7517 1

Saturday 12 October 2013 20:08

U should make ur husband clean it up!!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 12 October 2013 23:05

Hope things go better...morning sickness is horrible...

Shepardspie71 8

Sunday 13 October 2013 0:37

What a tool

grumpybr 13

Sunday 13 October 2013 1:14

Being a pregnant (and bitchy) woman myself, I gotta say. I'd punch him in the face after throwing up on him. Morning sick sucks big time and even a glass of water makes me nauseous. I'd be really pissed

hunteryager 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 1:17

If that's how you react to something so insignificant, I bet you'll be single for a while.

grumpybr 13

Sunday 13 October 2013 1:29

You simply don't make gross comments about someone else's food, EVER. If you do, you deserve whatever is coming at you. I've been happily married for 5 years and my husband isn't going anywhere. Thanks for worrying about it though :)

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 31 October 2013 9:21

Jesus someones way too sensitive about their food. it's just food. sometimes it looks gross.

Alysharayner 2

Monday 14 October 2013 20:12

I feel for you. I once got sick all over my mother in laws house. when I was done cleaning they came out to ask me if I was okay

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 19 October 2013 0:22

This is why I can't ever be pregnant, morning sickness terrifies me more than the pain of childbirth. Plus having a kid would completely ruin my life.