Pregnancy and Health: No soup for you

No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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Honey…

By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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Saturday 12 October 2013 5:19

uhg...morning sickness. I had it for the entire 9 months. hang in there OP.

Nyx_fml 23

Saturday 12 October 2013 5:20

If it didn't really look like it then, it sure does now.

Comments

OMG_ZOMBIES 15

Saturday 12 October 2013 5:30

it's rude to say anything gross about someone's food. My dad hated it when I was a kid so I learned to keep my mouth shut. At least until he was done eating.

Mayranieto 7

Saturday 12 October 2013 5:58

Aww how mean of him made you throw up! I hope the morning sickness gets better!!

bach2121 13

Saturday 12 October 2013 6:11

Morning sickness- Yet another thing that men will just never understand

kinky44 28

Saturday 12 October 2013 10:42

What's to understand, oh mighty woman?

vipirius 18

Saturday 12 October 2013 11:11

Yes because it's biologically impossible for men to get sick in the morning?

jess1987 17

Saturday 12 October 2013 11:19

morning sickness is not only in the morning. I had it all day, every day. I lost 15 pounds because I had morning sickness. it also lasted for 5 1/2 months. Food isn't the only thing that makes you sick, smells were worse for me. However, just thinking about food would make me sick. So no men probably won't ever understand it.