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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 18:41 - United States - Downey

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Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

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barlessprison 16

Sounds like the start of a porno. Plumber arrives, you realize you don't have enough cash to pay him. You ask if there's another payment mode and voila, anal beads conveniently appear.

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amifaiyaz 12

He's a plumber, anal beads are probably the best thing he could hope to see.

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ME_LIKE_APPLES 4

Why do you have anal beads anyway

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Zebediabolical 39

To make the bunghole look pretty, of course.

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Lunasis 14

because they make her feel good duh?

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7yzzFML 17

@62 What the hell do you mean "why do you have anal beads?" ? Because she wants to experience sexual pleasure. Its ok if you're a prude who doesnt get any sex, but normal people actually like to have sexual pleasure, in many different forms.

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perdix 29

Not everyone knows what anal beads look like. I don't. No, really!

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MlleMC_fml 19

I didn't either until 5 minutes ago (now I know because I'm too curious and I googled it). ;)

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Jharrist89 12

Lmao! I can't stop laughing at work!

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ForeverAloneGal 23

It was probably the nicest thing that came out of an anus he saw all day.

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AlwayzCelly 13

I bet he sees that more than you think

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jmcr 27

I respect that it is OP's business and everyone else's that are into that kind of stuff but i still dont see how having something up the butthole is pleasurable can someone explain that to me please? Also OP that sucks but hey at least youll never see him again

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NagainaFier 16

Kinks are like music; Different people have different tastes. What works for them may be horrendous to you, and vice versa. Golden rule: if it exists, someone has a kink for it.

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calucalay 13

sometimes people are more sensitive in their anus then they are with their vaginas/penis. i havent heard from many hetrosexual men that are but I know they exist, and there is a large group of women who are too. it all just depends on what stimulates the person.

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7yzzFML 17

In woman the vaginal wall is next the wall of the anus, so things up a womans butthole feel good. In men the prostate is located up in the mans anus and is actually the man's "g-spot" where the most powerful orgasms can be had. So its actually very pleasurable and can feel very good. Maybe you should try it instead of being afraid of sexual stuff?

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01Ben21 10

I'm to in shock to think of anything witty.

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NagainaFier 16

Well thank the Daedra you took the time to post such insightful commentary on the FML to further the conversation!

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slacker_69 6

yes it does. op did anything else happen maybe a video?

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Enslaved 36

You cleaned up, huh? Wonder what other kinky things you had laying around prior? ;) Reasons like these are why I make sure my anal beads look like those standard Mardi Gras necklaces. --purple, green and gold (:

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