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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 18:41 - United States - Downey

Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 14:01 - United States - Kittanning

Today, my father-in-law decided to "fix" our bathtub and ended up flooding the bathroom. Later, in his attempt to clean things up, he walked, without permission, into my bathroom where my vibrator was right next to my hairdryer. He definitely saw it, and didn’t say anything to me. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By robbyrabbit - 11/11/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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JiggaJayZ 16

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

barlessprison 16

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

Sounds like the start of a porno. Plumber arrives, you realize you don't have enough cash to pay him. You ask if there's another payment mode and voila, anal beads conveniently appear.

Comments

phoenix310 7

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:34

Dafaq did I just read

flockz 19

Thursday 2 May 2013 2:22

*walks by FreshPie and coughs obnoxiously* hey asshole! some of us have breathing conditions! smoke somewhere else! *doesn't actually have breathing condition/ just enjoys making people feel guilty* yes welcome to FML.

Not_Impressed13 9

Thursday 2 May 2013 3:38

Bums a smoke from FreshPie..

Adhdkid107 9

Thursday 2 May 2013 4:17

I am not impressed at your comment not_impressed13

wjh100 13

Thursday 2 May 2013 6:01

wonders why fresh pie can't spell cigarette. then makes fun of him for smoking shitty ass american spirits

ajeppsen 25

Thursday 2 May 2013 6:31

DocBastard gives lecture about how smoking is bad.

jeepers_1 21

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:41

There's a good chance he didn't notice, probably more focused in his job. And if he did oh well! It's really none of his business

lollypop30001 19

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:44

Let's just hope he didn't use them on him self lol

SoulAmeliorate 16

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:48

Plumber: "another one..."

Glitter_taco_ 10

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:49

Well... I don't I don't know how to respond to this...

isteadymob 4

Thursday 2 May 2013 2:15

Then why did you respond to this?

TheNinjaBacon 8

Thursday 2 May 2013 4:13

So don't.

Lunasis 14

Friday 3 May 2013 6:19

gotta love those ones that have nothing at all worth saying yet have to say something anyways...

ShinedownLuv 14

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:51

It's alright! He's used to dealing with things that have been in another persons ass!

Pstraka6 20

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:53

Don't even sweat it, Im sure he's seen worse! And its not as if you see him every day, heck you may never see him again!

strike2867 13

Thursday 2 May 2013 1:11

"It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower." I'm sorry, what do you mean by finished? Were you missing the anal beads while he was finishing?

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 2 May 2013 1:48

Finished fixing her bathroom plumbing. Seriously?

stoych 19

Thursday 2 May 2013 1:14

Well, depending on age and experience he may not have known what they were? Some of the older generation tend not to get involved with sex toys and as they don't look particularly 'sex toy' like you are probably ok....... If not then just feel assured that your buttbeads will be the subject of drunken conversation down the pub....