Intimacy: Noise complaint

Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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My ears!

By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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You deserved it 5 999

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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SimpleSimon 0

Monday 27 July 2009 13:26

Maybe they were just rearranging the furniture? *thud thud thud* "You like it like this?" "Ooh, yeah, right there, that's good"

heymcfly53 0

Monday 27 July 2009 12:24

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME! I feel your pain.

Comments

KurtLayneCobain 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:02

Adults have sex. Kids have sex. But I will say i'd love to see the look on my parents face if they heard ME enjoying my company.

LoveItOrLeaveIt 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 19:13

How can it be there first time if your there child....

tenkenshi 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:29

You guys should get them back. I refer you to the elliptical dish solution: http://xkcd.com/316/

tipple 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 15:21

Stop being so precious. Why do you want to believe that you are the result of an immaculate conception? People have sex. Parents have sex. Other people's parents have sex. Your parents have sex. It's normal. Stop getting so hung up about it. "seeing the horror in my face" recite after me: "It's normal for people to have sex - there is no need for me to hyperventilate."

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 22 September 2016 19:19

Yes, because all offspring like to have their eardrums filled with the lovely coital sounds of the people who made them

BabyDoll09 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:09

i feel your pain, when i heard my parents my mom tryed to comfort me by telling that its ok because my 70 yr. old grandparents still do it

nylmak 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 8:40

thank god i havent heard my parents i would probably committ suicide...nasty ew...things that make u go *throws up* that!

GerberGearKnife 0

Monday 3 August 2009 12:29

Its a ******* knife http://www.gerbergear.com/index.php/product/id/139

car6435 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:47

whats wrong with her

haleycstar 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 6:45

I feel ur pain. once I was looking for something in my parents' room, looked in a drawer and instead of finding what I was looking for, I found a porno, nude pictures of my mom, a plastic vibrator, sex gel, and condoms!!!!!!!!! then that night I opened the medicine cabinet to get out my lotion and saw... THE PILL!!!