Sex, Parents and Intimacy: Nooooooo! - FML

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Spicy

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Spicy

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Spicy

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Top comments

thriceforme 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:16

eww

rlerke 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:22

you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.

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thelittlebeast01 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:40

eww 13 no thats just nastay

dodo97 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:43

ewwwwww and u didn't say anything that's nasty it's like u wanna her them!! I would have been like mom dad I can ****** hear u guys!!

Mauskau 35

Friday 13 August 2010 7:51

my brother did that when I was 7.

casi2552 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:51

yeah my parents all so

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Friday 13 August 2010 7:51

beyond awkward

devilmaster666 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:34

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

The15Alex15 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:47

Omg treated lol did u get a stiffy?! haha ewww

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 13 August 2010 9:33

YDI for sharing a hotel room with your parents. YDI for ever staying in a hotel room at all; hotels are for two things: committing suicide and prostitution (the fornication that costs more!). YDI for even having parents to begin with. WTF is wrong with you?!

blackfire222 0

Friday 13 August 2010 12:45

ok I think I would just get up and walk out while taking one of their credit cards to pay for another room

skippy182 0

Friday 13 August 2010 12:59

that happened to me..

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