Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

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Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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rlerke 0

you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.

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oarisimo 4

I wouldn't said something...

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Jordykins 0

OOHH EMMM GEEE! They forgot a word! :O :O :O

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bennyjoe1733 0

dude that's awesome you should have joined in

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yamiibaybee 0

Lol well that's one way to teach your kids about the birds and the bees...

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angelhorse11 0

WOW!!!!!!!!!! were u horny just a little bit at all I would be even though itz my parents!!!!!!!!!!!!

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varkey 7

wtf 135... you are so screwed up.... freak. get help now. and this is terrible

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AlSnEaKs 0

hahahaha this is the funniest thing ive heard all day.

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bbykks 0

your parents are assholes id be so pist if mine did that. like have some respect.! im sure you can hols back your needa for one damn night. disgusting, filthy

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Spelit 0

I'd* Pissed* I'm* Hold* Needs* I have a feeling that alot of those were just type-o's. But anyways.

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deathgrowl6 0

oh, that happens to me ALL THE TIME!!

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ryanshek56 0

could have gotten revenge by waiting when they fall asleep and draw all over them

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sallen0046 4

Having sex is not disrespectful to your children. Instead of simply making them aware that you were witnessing the act and highly uncomfortable with it, you chose to do nothing and then come complain on the internet. If you take no action, you can't complain about how it's ****** your life.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Having sex while sharing a room with your child is indeed disrespectful. Would you excuse the OP if the situation was reversed, ie a parent was the one sleeping while the OP had sex nearby? I doubt it.

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sallen0046 4

No, you're right, I wouldn't because I don't know a single parent that would lie awake and tolerate witnessing their child have sex in the very same room.

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ScaryyMary 14

Irish is right. Besides, the OP was actually being courteous by not interrupting. It saved the parents shame and embarrassment (although they would have rightly deserved it) and let them finish up the business they should have saved for another night.

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