Sex, Parents and Intimacy: Nooooooo! - FML

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Spicy

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Spicy

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Spicy

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Top comments

thriceforme 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:16

eww

rlerke 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:22

you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.

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georgieporgie 0

Friday 13 August 2010 2:14

ew

raifieldc4 0

Friday 13 August 2010 2:32

YDI for sharing a hotel room with your parents

foxy1222 0

Friday 13 August 2010 2:54

when they finished i would of said goodnight! haha their face priceless.

thepsychobilly 0

Friday 13 August 2010 3:01

This happened to me last year. I'm scarred for life. F.Y.L.

FailingFair 0

Friday 13 August 2010 3:44

that happened to me when I was in sixth grade. I ran into the bathroom crying. my mum pretty much said I should suck it up. D:

confusey 2

Friday 13 August 2010 3:46

same thing happened to me once fyl

FailingFair 0

Friday 13 August 2010 3:52

holy shit. I'm morbidly glad I'm not the only one. but, **** that shit messed me up a long time after. it really does scar you for a long time. **** everyones lives.

skiking 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:29

nice

hugopz 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:54

lol if that would have happened to me i woyld have moved really hard around thr bed so they would think i woke up and they would stop or something

tiaarenee 0

Friday 13 August 2010 6:02

SO DID I, what did you do??

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