Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo!

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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bezach 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:49

you have a future in acting!

bandana01 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:50

that is totally something I would do only difference I wouldn't be embarrassed, neither would my family lol

wierdo16 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:53

This made me laugh so hard.

ChicaChica5683 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:54

isn't that a thing for 3 year olds??

Anteezy 7

Monday 1 March 2010 4:54

You spelled "embarrassed" as embarrased, that's pretty embarrassing. : /

fail_win_fail 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:57

this belongs on mlia ^^ sorry op but ydi for making my day :)

knarkle 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:58

I would've laughed my ass off. that's not fail inducing that's lulz inducing

funnyboy9212 3

Monday 1 March 2010 4:59

screw that! the raspberry ones are the only ones worth yelling for!!

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Monday 1 March 2010 8:56

I agree they are better than sex! well if I knew what sex was like they would still be better.

audreyohhh 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:00

thats not embarassing, thats hilarious!

lcolla38 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:04

this is not a fml this is a **** your familys life that they are related to you

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