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By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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mooncake_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

lovely_189 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:23

OUCH!

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green_199 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:17

You put up signs all along his street? Why not be a little more direct.

gregthestrange 3

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:18

wow #3. just because he doesn't want to go to a dance with OP means he has a tiny penis? lord, you obviously don't handle rejection well I'm guessing you think that a lot of men have a tiny penis And #10 is absolutely right

endofthemovie 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:21

I don't think it's that creepy. At my high school, virtually everyone does something over the top. It's not really common for guys or girls to just walk up to someone and ask them casually. Everyone is always trying to do something creative or dramatic. I'm guessing the the OP's school is the same way. Anyway, to the OP, that really sucks. He's an ass.

cyxx 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:21

Wowwww you guys. How old are you all? In high school these days it's custom to ask people to dances in unique ways. Just straight up asking is considered boring. And it's not just for girls ask guys, guys ask girls creatively too. This doesn't sound strange at all. I've seen duets written, cupcakes/brownies/cakes baked, treasure hunts made, songs sung at assembly, a giant ice block delivered to their house with a note inside that said "now that the ice has been broken, will you go to homecoming with me?", etc.

choppedNskrewed 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:41

chopped&skrewed!!! lol@51

pokipoki 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:48

#56: wow really? never knew that. but then if you go through these measures and the person says no it'll be more embarrassing than straight up asking. glad i'm out of high school long time ago... they're so brutal these days...

Zooma_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:58

Thats such a gay way to ask a guy. Being a guy myself, I would know, and not care at all. It would really just be rather embarrasing to have all these signs on the street saying my name asking me to a dance. You're truly an idiot.

_pk_ 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:05

Balloons?! Seriously. I don't know if it's a new high school trend but I find it completely ridiculous. I mean, you're asking a friend to go to a dance, not to marry you! Obviously he was going to freak out, and probably thought about his whole neighborhood teasing him because of the crazy balloon girl. Next time try to do it in a less corny way.

Mattyknows 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:06

@#56, It's not considered boring to just ask people out . . . As for your "FML" Just ask. If it were you just asking; and him saying no. It wouldn't be posted here; it's all your own doing that gets this posted; so in my opinion: You didn't deserve it. But it's also not a **** your life either.