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By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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You deserved it 20 418

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 107

You deserved it 66 134

By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 647

You deserved it 4 504

By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 311

You deserved it 4 385

By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 714

You deserved it 10 663

By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

I agree, your life sucks 281 299

You deserved it 47 582

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 189

You deserved it 1 644

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 184

You deserved it 69 484

By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 946

You deserved it 52 970

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 223

You deserved it 7 014

By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 604

You deserved it 12 032

mooncake_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

lovely_189 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:23

OUCH!

Comments

xx_hayleyy 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:54

yeah, im with everyone else. you went a little overboard there.

crzynlove11708 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:55

its really not that bad, worse thngs clda happened

hockeyplaya 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:55

i would have ran you over if yu embarassed me like that lol jk

badboy6865 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:56

chivalry is dead, and all you cynics have killed it. she tried to do a sweet thing. she tried to make someone feel special. she put an effort into making something memorable happen for someone in a unique and creative way.... just in the end it didn't really pan out. doenst make you a creep or a pervert, just makes you unlucky (or perhaps a poor judge of character, ha)... but def not a creep

dwights 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:57

number 19...agreed and 13 lol You dont live in Northern CA do you? If so i need to move.

Tehalon 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:03

Overkill, pure overkill.

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:04

#26 - There's a difference between treating someone nice and doing something creepy like this.

StopDropAndRoll 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:05

aw thats sooo weak good idea i guess but maybe the simpler the better (:

mrcarmine 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:06

LMAO why are so many FMLs about girls asking guys to these kinds of dances with such intricate setups? just ask! don't waste all the time, effort, and potentially money to do this! lol wow although the one with the cupcakes was pretty good... i'd be into that...