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By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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You deserved it 66 134

By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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You deserved it 69 484

By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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mooncake_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

lovely_189 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:23

OUCH!

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Grand_Marquis 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:41

Maybe he just REALLY hates Dances.

gqduck 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:43

Any chance he had to go somewhere to say no to a girl he had already said yes to so that he could say yes to you instead? I hope it works out.

whysoserious2009 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:44

sorry, but that's just over the top

ZING_MASTER 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:47

!GNIZ

ufail3d 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:54

SOrry about that.... But you are a girl... and you guys arne't going out... its kind of weird.... And ur not a guy..... so.... it just amkes it weird

TreyHeavyMetal 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:00

LOL!!!

happy_ness 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:02

stalker much?

eira_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:15

A bit much for just a dance, I think. That'd be sweet for a wedding proposal, though.

amelinat 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:15

Just goes to show that no matter how many tops you buy from Hot Topic you will not ever be Juno.

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:17

Bahaha. That's the creepiest thing I have ever heard.

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Noped outta there

Same thing different taste

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