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By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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mooncake_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

lovely_189 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:23

OUCH!

Comments

dlmorton 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:09

no way, all your fault. should have just asked him face to face. guys dont go for all that surprise bullshit.

meggles315 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:12

Wow, what a creepy and seriously clingy way to ask a guy out.

missbucket 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:12

It seems like the best FML's always come from creepy desperate ugly girls.

Arkatect 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:19

I don't find this creepy at all. I would EASILY go with any girl to any dance that did this for me. Especially if she was already a friend of mine. That guy's a dick. You deserve better. Go get it.

vietiscool 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:22

it's easy to tell who's OLD here. asking someone to the dance in a unique way is part of the asking someone out part now. i remember in high school people always did different antics to ask people.

notnormal 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:25

why didn't you just ask him in person? He's your friend, right?

lifesabit 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:27

#32- yeah well my momma told me that when someone is acting creepy stalkerish that talking to them mano-e-mano is not really the smartest or best way to go at it.... think of it this way.... if it was a girl and there was this dude doing all this creepy shit waiting at her house would you tell her to deal with it in a mature and responsible way? Yes! Cause the smart, mature, and responsible way is to Get the **** out and/or call the police! Wait.... you wouldn't....... please don't have daughters..... :(

qb_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:27

Ummm maybe if you didnt do it in such a strange stalkerish creepy way he may have said yes. Next time unless you are actually dating the dude just simply say "hey wanna go to a dance" and leave it at that.

Gawain_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:32

Haha

CowGoesMoo 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:37

oh come on guys, its not THAT creepy, people always do crazy things when they ask people to prom and such. however, the bigger the invite, the harder it is to say no. He probably just didn't want to hurt your feelings to your face... which probably was more for him than you, though.