Not a biology major

By babymomma - 14/09/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years almost broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did everyone else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 017
You deserved it 5 696

Same thing different taste

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Aw hell, this is going to start the "YDI, get married first" comments.

You could explain to your BF that two dark-haired people could have a blond child due to recessive genes, or just get a paternity test and make his dumb ass pay for it.

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Go on the Maury show and take the paternity test to show him he's the father and the lie detector test to show that you're not lying.

Oh get over yourself It's a figure of speech meaning we don't live back when it was required to get a woman's fathers approval in hand of marriage just to kiss her or take her on a date.

Birth Control FAIL. Four years of pitching a shutout is pretty good, but put a fat one over the middle of the plate and any guy can go deep and score. Game over, man.

"Four years of pitching a shutout is pretty good, but put a fat one over the middle of the plate and any guy can go deep and score. Game over, man." Translation please :P

It's a baseball analogy. The game is often so low scoring that you can be in a position where one mistake can overcome an otherwise perfect performance.

zombie_pie 0
myhairynutsack 0

YDI. Get a paternity test and take him for all he's worth.

Jonathan33 0

can u say "HIT IT AND QUIT IT"?

After 5 years? Is there such thing as a "1825 night stand" ?

ohmyginger 0

you should explain to him that blonde hair is a recessive gene anyway. dumbass.

exactly it can be a recessive gene and also young babies are known to have blond hair when they are born or well not as soon as they are born....but yeah xD

thelovelykira 0

My parents werent married before i was born...I dont see how being married would matter anyways. He could just divorce her if he wanted to. Or just leave and be on his own, either way he could walk out while married. After all, marriage is just a piece of paper you signed. And seriously...the marriage stuff, what is this, the 1950's? When mommy stayed home and took care of the kiddies and daddy went to work. I dont think so. There isnt anything wrong with having a child and not being married.