Not a biology major

By babymomma - 14/09/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years almost broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did everyone else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4

Aw hell, this is going to start the "YDI, get married first" comments.

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Optimistic9 0

You could explain to your BF that two dark-haired people could have a blond child due to recessive genes, or just get a paternity test and make his dumb ass pay for it.

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jillz 0

You have more power now. Be glad you didn't marry him. Make certain he stays out of your life and your quality of life will be better. Get help from the state and you might even qualify for a Pell grant. Just focus on a pattern for a while. Mommy&baby time, work, school. Rinse and repeat. Better that than to depend on him. You probably won't listen anyway and will end up (like tons of other women I've known and met) dealing with that ass while you are completely dependent on him. If you're smart, you won't let him ever have all the power.

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PlasmaWafflez 0

GO GET DNA TESTING

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Intoxicunt 5

We get internet on our island? Yes! WIN! Hmm, that's quite the paradox. The video would be the blackmail, and yet you need a video to blackmail me. Maybe when I become impregnated with plexico's kid, you'll be able to talk me into it. I can't have you leaking our plans to the normies. Edit: GODDAMN. This was meant as a reply to KaySL's comment way up there that appears to be moving around or something.

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Arrow_fml 0

Your boyfriend is stupid, all of my sisters and I were like that. We have dark hair now but we were all little blond kids.

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triplethreat13 0

You honestly should've gotten married first, but since that isn't the case here, I'm going to tell you about this little thing called technology. It's this hot new thing that can do anything, including prove who the biological parents of your child are.

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Wtfuxers 0

Well, I'm atheist honestly. I agree with #86. I highly disagree with #189 Getting married before no condom sex isn't really important. Please try not to bring religion into judgement :c. Other people believe in OTHER things. FYL

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the_stereotype 0

you know what it doesn't really even matter or not whether or not you can prove it, now. he's not even worth keeping a relationship with for being so stupid.

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andrea_beretta 0

Totally agree with the (original) post!! Marriage is not for everyone, and definitely not a requirement for having children! On a side note: Your (ex?)boyfriend will never be happy if he's so paranoid. ~______~

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