Kids, Break-ups, Hair and Love: Not a biology major

Not a biology major

By babymomma - 14/09/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years almost broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did everyone else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML

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By thisguy - 08/10/2013 09:55 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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By swip - 29/07/2018 20:30

Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML

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By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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By so not funny! - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

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It's not you it's me

By mei - 02/06/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out I’m a firstborn. My last boyfriend broke up with me because my hair blows in my face when the car window is down, and the one before that broke up with me because I only sleep with one pillow. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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Monday 14 September 2009 20:03

Aw hell, this is going to start the "YDI, get married first" comments.

Optimistic9 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:07

You could explain to your BF that two dark-haired people could have a blond child due to recessive genes, or just get a paternity test and make his dumb ass pay for it.

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aback 4

Monday 14 September 2009 21:48

I have the funny feeling he wasn't as into being a "daddy" as you thought he was.

weasleyismyking 0

Monday 14 September 2009 21:56

Why would you have a kid with someone who could walk out of the relationship at any second? You need to lock em in so they're trapped forever. Now your kid has no dad. FYL but YDI. bring on the negative comments

sbarre1 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:38

Well, anyone can walk out of any relationship at any second. >.> By your logic, no one should ever be with anyone. Man, that sucks.

unhappyperson 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:00

Get a paternity test and make him eat his words. And all you self-righteous "YDI" people -shut your mouth. Your kids will probably end up knocked up at 15.

ozymandias_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:11

What kids? I am smart enough to work a condom and make enough money that I can pay for an abortion.

TysonFawlay 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:10

Wtf. Basic biology fail...

Soejoto 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:20

lol no kidding i was about to say the same thing ever of heterozygous

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:27

People, stop saying "biology fail", this guy probably knows and understands the implications of genetics, but he is a cowardly asshole that was looking for a trapdoor out of this relationship. OP, sue the guys ass off for child support and move on.

klesskapet 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:31

This is not biology fail! I also had blond hair until I was four, now i have red hair. I'm aryan (scandinavian) and it's common to have blond hair. It's also common to have blond hair as a baby, but not when you grown up. Maybe this woman has aryan genes, or it just lies in her family.