Not a history major

By surrounded by dumbfucks - 13/12/2012 23:44 - United States - Carmel

Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML
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ICastillo 24

Well I sure hope she is pretty and can dance very well on a pole.

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olpally 32

Your username says it all!! Lol. Good lord.

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unknown_user5566 26

I sincerely hope your teacher didn't just laugh this off, and took it as an opportunity to enlighten her. So many of the school/education related FML stories seem to end with an indifferent teacher, which is probably why so many students end up staying clueless.

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BulldogHoops 14

Tell me about it. There are certainly quite a few good teachers out there, but bad ones seem to rule. I distinctly remember my lazy English teacher one year saying "We have plenty to do, we're just not necessarily going to do it."

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kofeinisti 6

A teacher would probavly say "my history class" and "one student" instead of "history class" and "one girl".

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unknown_user5566 26

47/86- I wasn't questioning who wrote the story. I said I hope the teacher (of the history course) didn't just ignore the fact that OP's classmate is obviously confused.

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Steve95401 49

And Cable TV too.

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kurodansei 16

You should've asked if they could use a machine to see if there was anything in her head.

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debbster7 18

*Insert joke about our dumb generation here*

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Geometric 18

The frequency of these types of FML's just keep getting higher and higher...

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gracehi 31

Maybe she's one of these alien conspiracy nuts, and thinks that aliens gave the ancient Romans ultrasound machines, and taught the ancient Egyptians how to build the pyramids and aircraft.

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ICastillo 24

What do you mean alien conspiracy? That stuff really happened. Haven't you seen Alien vs Predator?

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bakerella 29

i would've loved to have witnessed this, this is hilarious!

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