Not now

By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

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Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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Jacobt24 19

He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

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jumpshot23 0

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

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CarsAndMoney 5

Men should be able to have their penises out any time. jk. but why did you do that? let the man have his fun.

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Sgt_Henry 2

I've never been "Zooming" on the interstate before, what are the rules??

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HappyPickles 11

OP: you're weird... The only comments I've ever had on this topic are girlfriends asking me to pull him out. BTW: I think in most states now you're supposed to use a hands-free whilst driving...

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fvckyoursadlife 0

well you should've driven 'manual', and revved the engine up a couple notches.

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rattusrattus 18

If you want to do that kind of thing, hire a limo. There's a driver and a privacy screen so no-one has to get too distracted, and there's plenty of room for experimenting. ;)

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Veniv6711 0

Iheartdance, ur so hott!!!

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Play2much 0

He wanted to teach you stick? Ydi for not learning.! >:D

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roadracer39 5

typical ******* married woman's fml. after 30 years of marraige, I've yet to figure out why when the ring goes on her finger, they become prudes.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

See a marriage counselor, buddy.

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ReynshineCutting 10

It has absolutely nothing to do with the ring. I feel sorry for your wife having married an eternal child.

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Polo_X 0

But he's only thirteen? Can't believe kids are starting to marry so young these days. I'm 17 and I can't even get a wife yet, damn...

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