Not now

By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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Jacobt24 19

He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

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jumpshot23 0

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

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perdix 29

You should have just blown it away.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

It's baaaaack...

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daydreamer244 13

a little bit inconvenient don't ya think?

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jobsman99 0

I think having your penis out is great. my gal loves to suck me off in the car when I drive. sometimes she gives me a hand job. she usually takes her top off and loves to go topless when we go on a trip, even if it is just a quick trip to the store. I don't see any problem here.

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DjeePee 24

The only problem I see is when you lose your concentration and create an accident because of the great ******* you're receiving. And that's actually a very big problem that can involve the death of others.

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sakforduc 0

I drive better while getting road head. lol

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jobsman99 0

that is a good point. we usually pull over to the side of the road when she wants to suck me. needless to say, it tajes us awhile to get anywhere but she REALLY enjoys it do who am I to argue. by the way for one other commenter, we have been married a long time and we have more sex now than ever.

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AcidLacedBong 5

driving especially at fast speeds in the nude is quite amazing OP you should try it.... start at night :-)

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PapSmearNinja 4

he was probley just letting it out for some fresh air.

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ReynshineCutting 10

I don't really see how this is an Fml. Can someone enlighten me?

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ReynshineCutting 10

I'm not saying it's not, I just don't understand it so was asking for someone to explain it to me.

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