Not now

By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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Jacobt24 19

He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

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jumpshot23 0

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

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tokerbabe420 0

I feel lyk my boyfriend would do tht lol

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ofc1019 2

Should have pulled over to grind the gears.

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niswisk 3

I love when my bf does that i think its cute :)

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Kiraro 0

If only he had whipped it out like this before you guys started getting intimate with one another- it would have eliminated some of the mystery.

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HomeAl0ne 20

It's not having it out that's bad per se. Rather it's dangling it out the window and trying to bitch slap trucks passing in the other direction with it that's distracting.

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