Kids: Not respected anymore

Not respected anymore

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 09:04 - Australia

Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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You deserved it 16 353

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By thirsty artist - 28/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML

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Vandals!

By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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You deserved it 1 996

By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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Felt cute, may delete myself later

By Dragon - 04/04/2023 12:00

Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML

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You deserved it 1 634

By fmypaint - 14/10/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML

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You deserved it 35 362

Ruined art

By annie - 17/11/2020 00:08 - United States - Denver

Today, while sitting on a bench drawing, some guy went up to me, yelled, “YOUR ART SUCKS” and flipped my sketchpad out of my hands. I’d been working on that piece for hours and now there’s a big black pencil streak on it. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Petridishoflove - 20/01/2009 06:12 - Hong Kong

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

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You deserved it 22 907

Steady on

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 07:00 - Canada

Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML

I agree, your life sucks 189

You deserved it 583

By fuuu. - 19/03/2012 12:39 - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

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You deserved it 2 579

Wileypube 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:17

i'd have been right there with them.

tehhotness 0

Friday 24 April 2009 16:22

YDI, there isn't a person in the world that wouldn't wait and watch that happen

Comments

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 24 April 2009 21:45

art teachers.... u gotta hate em, lol!

airandfingers 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:09

#6: I would've told him.. That's kinda ****** up, guess it wouldn't really matter unless he was teaching a class with grades though.

Kitty34_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:35

High school students? Yeah, I can see that happening. College students? Not so much. Especially college students who are in a specific art program. I doubt this happened. God, FML needs a "FAKE" button on some of these.

shaPOW 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:47

i'm confused at the FYL:YDI ratio here... you definitely deserved it! if you're going to have an open drink with you while you're painting, you need to look where you're rinsing your brush off.

dfarrey 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:30

Honestly, if you're such a prominent artist, this is NOT the first time this has happened. It is entirely possible this is the first time you noticed, though. I completely lost count of the amount of times I saw this happen with my high school art teacher. She was a nice woman, just not all there.