Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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Paramedicjelly 0

F your life because you dont remember when when you last brushed your teeth? Man, i would hate to see what happens to you when a real problem comes along...

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Whydoyouask 11

*throws up* JK, but seriously....that's like hygiene 101. I'm actually really curious as to the reaction of the last person you kissed...or tried to for that matter. And I can't imagine anyone clicking FYL. This is a 100 percent you deserve it if I've ever seen one.

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ganjaman_fml 0

why did you lie? you could have just be honest and tell, its not like your going there for him right?

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Ashbashcrashed 0

HAH! Seconded :D (notice how the smiley face's teeth have been cleaned? Aspire to be like him!)

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redbluegreen 40

How could you stand to not brush your teeth for such a long time that you forgot?! Seriously! I have to brush right after I eat or my mouth feels absolutely gross.

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wellinever 5

I bet the dentist could tell you lied.

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disturbedDRAGON 0

someone who never brushes their teeth has a stronger saliva to those that do not, our teeth self clean, not very effectively, but it's not as bad as people think, think tribes etc who have perfect teeth but do not use aids. BUT if you have brushed your teeth as a child then you need to continue to do so.

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haweb 0

"You're gonna lose them teeth any ways, so rot on, right?"

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theonlyknownlink 0

#18 that's awesome. XD That made me laugh so hard. Oh and btw if you seriously think it's ok to not brush your teeth you're sadly mistaken. I admit I don't brush my teeth as often as I should (same as many others on here) but I brush them WAY more often then you. That's disgusting. I bet you have a million cavitys and I bet your teeth are all yellow and gross. BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!!

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toink 0

How many days have passed since you deep throated your toothbrush? If you still can't overcome it, I suggest you get the new vibrating mushroom model.

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