Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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Top comments

biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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Mx_Rider 6

lol youre nasty haha shove some listerine in your potty mouth :0

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capricaz 0

eww that is gross aren't you disguisted with yourself? Poor people who have to talk to you

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laurr_rawrs 0

ew. you deserve it for being nastaaaaaay. brb going to buy you a ******* toothbrush!

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Intellectualist 0

Seriously? F your life, because you're too lazy to raise your arm and clean your teeth? Stop touching yourself at night, and your arms won't be so god damn tired, and you can be clean again. It's a sin, Jesus will smite you.

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Vitamin_C 0

You are epically disgusting. Please scrape the gunk off your teeth, I can smell the stench all the way over here.

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Intellectualist 0

That is a lie. Lies make the baby jesus cry.

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fireandice27 0

Ew that is just gross. Really. I feel slightly sick and I have a sudden compulsion to run off and brush my own teeth to get the disgusting image that I've made up of your rotten teeth out of my mind.

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nonnymouse 0

That's really disgusting. Why not just brush them instead of lying about it?

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SaintJimmy 0

You do know they don't just take your word for it. Dentists can tell, it's their job.

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haneki_fml 0

Are you my fat, bipolar ex-boyfriend?

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kennythedude 3

Well why the hell are you whining to us? Go fix your problem and actually brush your teeth, because that is friggin gross.

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