Dentist, Phobias and Kids: Not too fond of the chair

Not too fond of the chair

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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How in hell…?

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 16:12 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!

DDCA 24

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

What a brat.

Comments

zombieslayer83 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:34

Nothing scary about that! ;)

luststarrr 22

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:40

Is it too late to get an abortion?

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:45

You raised him, YDI! My kids would never have acted like that! Make the brat pay for everything he broke!

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:47

PARENTS! Y U NO USE CORPORAL PUNISHMENT?

mega20913 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 23:02

I would have literally fought him like a guy on the streets

My3sons 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 23:07

is he also black snd blue from the beating he took for his reign of terror?

leadawg75 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 23:16

That's a serious phobia! Maybe get psychiatrist, because something could have happened that made him that way. Sorry OP!

AzWolf 5

Wednesday 6 February 2013 23:26

Hopefully he was put in place by his father.

DeathChant17 4

Wednesday 6 February 2013 23:39

discipline fail.

SphinxJinx 0

Thursday 7 February 2013 0:19

Some of these comments are kinda sadistic o.o

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 7 February 2013 5:19

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

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