Facebook, Social Media and Love: Not you

Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:17 - United States - Hudsonville

Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML

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Slick and suave

By EffUThen - 22/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML

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Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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By sh33zy - 03/02/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

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BlindyMcGee 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:20

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

jojimugo 20

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:30

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

Comments

wriptidez 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:37

her loss

Aaron_Luvz_U 9

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:38

I'd comment "is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a stupid bitch?"

julian93 6

Monday 16 January 2012 5:03

Hahahaha nice

Sugah_Shane1 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:42

Bahahahaha

FirstTigerHobbes 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:38

^ hey that's me! :3 But.... Where did you get my picture!? :S

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:42

Comment on it saying 'nobody wants you to have their number, cause you're a heartless bitch'

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:45

That's easy, post up her number up on facebook for everyone to see, and have them mass text her, ask her if she has enough texts now, then move on and find a nice girl instead of the attention seeking brat.

marisadc79 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:48

I'd say total bitch there and you're better off knowing the kind of person she is

vintagemeow 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:59

I'd give her the ol' 'surprise furious raccoon in the letterbox trick'.. 60% of the time, it works everytime

Nuclear_Ninja 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:11

It still has odds of failing. I'm guessing... 6593956381057 to 1. Unfortunately, I'm always that one where it fails

bustub2 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 17:36

39% of online statistics are made up.

Nuclear_Ninja 6

Monday 16 January 2012 6:05

Including mine. But still, I'm always the one where something goes horribly wrong and I get either hurt or something else.

StalinsHeir 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 13:26

And she wonders why no one's texting her anymore. Looks like everyone's worked out what an attention seeking bitch she is. Looks like she's getting what she deserves.

u_mad_bro_fml 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 13:28

Hmm.. She seems rather rude and unappreciative, which I'm gonna take a wild guess is why "nobody that she cares about texts her anymore".. Or maybe she should just resort to texting them first instead and stop being so bratty? ah well, if she wants to be that way don't waste your time op, best to just move on. Keep your hopes up, you'll find someone better!