NSFW FML

By Fireguy92 - 01/02/2013 04:39 - United States - Dewitt

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML
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californiapoppy 11

Hopefully it wasn't a red colored soup! Thank you for your work saving lives!

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kut17 11

Thanks for putting me off soup for good.

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docscientist 9

Campbell's tomato soup...possibilities...

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fishstick557 14

I just learned at school today about how decomposing road kill pops too... What an interesting day

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gregnc_fml 18

Been there and done that. Bet you could smell them from a distance. Your life doesn't suck, that job does! Glad somebody does it though.

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RaggleFrock 13

17 lets get you a medal *clap clap clap*

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sammyf89 13

At the time I commented there were zero "you deserved it" votes. First time I've seen it like that

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demonwolfmaster 26

And this is my future but i get the before and the omg please dont pop while im working the crime scene the odd jobs people can do and is it wrong that didn't bother me to think about? um ya im twisted

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The_sGTw_0979 4

I can't be the only one who couldn't understand this...

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SerendipityRose 26

Not at all, 31... I'm pretty lost trying to read it, as well.

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False_Stupidity 41

I got that its his future and that he's twisted... Yeah that's all I got on this one.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

I think, maybe, he is trying to say something like this: his future job involved one side of this (someone who has to deal with dead bodies). He might go on to say that people's jobs sometimes require them to do odd things. Lastly, he is asking whether it is weird that this didn't bother him, and then immediately answering his own question, with an answer that kinda contradicts his previous writing. All this is really just kinda a guess. Had to read it several times to get this much.

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demonwolfmaster 26

wrote this on little sleep and it seems my commas didnt work damn, but what i was saying is this is my soon to be hell, im going to be working crime scenes and this is my biggest fear that we will get a floater or bloater that pops, feel bad for the op tho just because of the smell

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william8 2

as a FF myself been there done that it stinks (literally)

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

I'm trying to imagine how a dead body pops... Okay, never mind. Lets hope you won't have another case like that.

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IxCallxBULLSHIT 9

You made me imagine something that would haunt my dreams...... FOREVER! -_- Thankyou!

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guckylynn 19

There's an episode of CSI where they drain a dead body that's been sitting in a humid room in a tub of water. I imagine it to be similar to that only a lot more disgusting.

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