Gross and Work: NSFW FML

NSFW FML

By Fireguy92 - 01/02/2013 04:39 - United States - Dewitt

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 04:57 - United States

Today, my ambulance got called out for a "stomach pain" patient. Upon assessment, the guy really did have stomach pain. His colostomy bag fell off a week ago, so to stop the crap from falling out, he duct taped it shut. It exploded when I helped him up. FML

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You deserved it 74

On the scene

By fire1 - 25/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

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You deserved it 2 327

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By 0h_Boy - 04/03/2020 18:00

Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML

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You deserved it 170

Nightmare fuel

By Traumatized - 12/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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You deserved it 86

By mrdentist - 02/12/2010 13:20

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 5 539

By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

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You deserved it 7 639

By Nobody - 10/10/2009 12:07 - Singapore

Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML

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You deserved it 5 207

By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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You deserved it 31 243

Haunting

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 22:00

Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML

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You deserved it 165

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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You deserved it 178

MelissaRoo2 6

Friday 1 February 2013 9:34

That was super vivid. Gross.:X

californiapoppy 11

Friday 1 February 2013 9:38

Hopefully it wasn't a red colored soup! Thank you for your work saving lives!

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 1 February 2013 13:48

Considering what your likely victim would be like, I'm sure your girlfriend never serves you overcooked meat.

don1qot 6

Friday 1 February 2013 13:55

Morbid.

don1qot 6

Friday 1 February 2013 14:58

I see what you did there.

Reaper1984 13

Friday 1 February 2013 14:01

I hear ya brother I also work fire rescue so I understand where you're coming from decomp and burnt flesh are by far the worst smells in the world

rmsutton 20

Friday 1 February 2013 14:10

I don't think it's an FYL or YDI. She had no idea what you were going to go through during the day, she was just trying to be nice and have dinner ready when you got home. Just because the events of the day turned you away from what was made, it was still a nice gesture and deserves thanks. Because, honestly, how many times do you deal with something to that extent?

Ins0mau 20

Friday 1 February 2013 15:12

I don't see O.P BLAMING his girlfriend for cooking the soup. But certainly wouldn't be nice to see after that. FHS for sure!

rhapsodys 12

Friday 1 February 2013 14:30

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

buckdharma 37

Friday 1 February 2013 15:03

#77- Clean up that dirty mouth feeling with "morbid" gum.

okieraider71 4

Friday 1 February 2013 14:58

I recover bodies underwater. Same problems-have to put them in mesh bags as they come apart.

olhuma 5

Friday 1 February 2013 23:36

I always considered the sex appeal of a pair of legs in fishnets way overrated... I guess I now have to specify - even while still attached to the body!