Gross and Work: NSFW FML

NSFW FML

By Fireguy92 - 01/02/2013 04:39 - United States - Dewitt

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML

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Bag for life

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 04:57 - United States

Today, my ambulance got called out for a "stomach pain" patient. Upon assessment, the guy really did have stomach pain. His colostomy bag fell off a week ago, so to stop the crap from falling out, he duct taped it shut. It exploded when I helped him up. FML

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On the scene

By fire1 - 25/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

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Death Rattle part 2: Electric Boogaloo

By 0h_Boy - 04/03/2020 18:00

Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML

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Nightmare fuel

By Traumatized - 12/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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By mrdentist - 02/12/2010 13:20

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

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By Nobody - 10/10/2009 12:07 - Singapore

Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML

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By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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Haunting

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 22:00

Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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MelissaRoo2 6

Friday 1 February 2013 9:34

That was super vivid. Gross.:X

californiapoppy 11

Friday 1 February 2013 9:38

Hopefully it wasn't a red colored soup! Thank you for your work saving lives!

Comments

GarageDragon 22

Friday 1 February 2013 11:55

Hats off to you, sir! This isn't a job I and many other people would be able to do.

chlorinegreen 27

Friday 1 February 2013 12:00

Maybe while they were moving him he got poked somehow? Or he was just extremely fragile? I keep thinking about CSI and the walking dead...

superfly9234 3

Friday 1 February 2013 12:20

I thought all fir fighters loved blood and guts. they sure brag about their gory stories alot

AllieCat21 21

Friday 1 February 2013 17:01

Fir fighters: fighting firs every Christmas.

bdishman21 6

Friday 1 February 2013 12:34

I have been on a couple of those calls. They are the worst. If the smell doesn't get ya seeing everything will.

FunnyMedic 7

Friday 1 February 2013 12:45

Blood and guts calls can be neat, but the smell of decomp is like nothing else! As for you man up ricky rescue types, well, to each their own. Personally, I always helped my EMT partner. I took my NREMT-P and ran to PA school. No "man up" sorts out there. OP, don't eat the soup.

cmotdibbler 4

Friday 1 February 2013 13:07

I got into a sort of gross out competition with a veteran cop. My work often involves human dissections. He won with a story about a cadaver retrieval that the cop buddies referred to as "Mr. Juicy".