Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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enonymous 8

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

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Mauskau 35

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

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Petunia888 13

I absolutely love the last part of the FML! I do have to agree with Perdix, though: older guys are better. Otherwise: practice makes perfect. Oh, and not everything is bigger/better in Texas. ;)

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perdix 29

Especially since I left.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

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Hamcons 1

Take it as a component. You are that good!

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Jollymanroper 1

You lost you're virginity what are you complaining about... he sounds like a funny guy rather than a douche bag so you should be glad you've got him... and 2 minutes for first time is pretty good.. tony hawke lasted like 30 seconds on his first time so cut the guy some slack.

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TheNewGuy03 28

How, pray tell, did you get a hold of such information...? |the kid|

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yusaku02 20

Pretty sure his autobiography mentions it... not going to go look it up but I've got that book laying around somewhere

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TheNewGuy03 28

I actually don't have a copy of Tony Hawk's autobiography. That said, using Tony Hawk as a, erm, measuring stick for how long one is supposed to last during sex would be less effective when compared to, say, Ron Jeremy...or something else that lasts a long time. Like a Twinkie. |the kid|

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chane1100 6

I didnt even come my first time lol i was interupted:P

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lifeisabitchandy 2

Haha that's pretty funny, I recommend you guys do it some more and get him some practice so he can last longer! Or next time throw it back in there and go for round two that's what'd I'd do.

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Buzzy123 7

He's at a pro level.

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Buzzy123 7

Btw its ok I'm here ANYTIME you need me instead I last 4 mins.

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lulzmylife 4

What a charmer. I recommend sleeping with men rather than boys.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Then who's gonna sleep with all the boys and turn them into men? We're bound to have a shortage eventually that way. So for the sake of humanity, go **** the boys!

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mrkatrina7 0

Your a stupid ass freak ************!!! The boys need practice and aren't wrinckly at all and ewwwwwie your a ******* freak!!!! You freak and I agree with the other person that replied to you!!!! :P still ewwie and plus my boyfriend is amazing at sex and it's not all people just some boys so yaaaa!!!!! He might have liked it and at least he saw you naked so he will totally like that and how old are you????? Seriously?????

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sara005 7

#232 What the hell is your problem, are you 14? You're acting as if a 27 year is "yuckie" and "wrinkly". I feel sorry for you, grow up.

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