Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 874
You deserved it 6 151

Same thing different taste

Top comments

enonymous 8

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

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boredblonde 17

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skata 4

yeah, vomiting on guys face is a great way to get them to last longer

Nah man, I tried that out once. Pretty much halved the time it took me...

#13 you are very stupid my friend your sense of humor is immature

boredblonde 17

Loosen up and enjoy the world of randomness....

FYLDeep 25

Why do people set such high expectations for their first time?

I think it's because many hope that moment will be extra special. Every girl I know, remembers their first time in great details. But you're right, many expectations are usually set way too high.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Think about it this way...Which comment gets more thumbs up, the FIRST one, or the BEST one? I don't see what the big deal is either. It's not like you expect to become an international champion race car driver the first time you get behind the wheel, so why have such high expectations for sex?

It's because everyone makes a big deal about loosing ur virginity. Everyone expects from all the hipe and stories from experienced friends they think that's how the first time is sappose to be. If u stop stressing about it being perfect and amazing then it will be.

hit me up and I will show you a good time. >;-)

Your lucky your first time was quick.. It could be painful if it lasted a while.

MissKrissy 5

My guy didn't even last two minutes :( but he wasn't that stupid after

missyj0 12

Are you trying to get onto 16 and Pregnant?

78 have you ever heard of a condom? Ya it stops people from becoming pregnant.

ReynshineCutting 10

Have you ever heard that they're only 97% effective when used properly and many people don't use them properly?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

And have you ever heard of the fact that it just plain feels better without a condom? Once you try it it's pretty hard to go back down a notch.

117 well that's true. But there are other things such as birth control to help prevent pregnancy as well.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Birth control can screw you up so bad. Just read up on women's horror stories all over the net about it. And it seriously kills your drive, so then what's the ****** point?

All I'm trying to say is that just because this person is having sex at 16 doesn't necesarily mean she will become pregnant thanks to the multiple ways of preventing birth.

joa76 3

Birth control doesn't necessarily lower your sex drive, and if it does, you're SUPPOSED to go to the doctor and ask to try a different kind.

"The ******* point" is to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Shocking, I know. Even more shocking is that there are other forms of contraception as well. Another shocking thing - you have different brands of pills. If one does not suit you you can try another. Contraception is reliable and if you don't use it properly - well that shit is on you. What's with the "Oh, it's not 100% effective so what's the point?" bullshit? If you are worried then combine 2 forms of protection/contraception (condoms + pills for example). Besides, if you are too incompetent to use protection then you should not be having sex. And if you are an idiot that thinks "oh, but it is so much better without condom" is a reason not to use protection and you do not seek an alternative - well then that is on you too.

And about your "horror stories" - I am pretty sure there are WAY more people satisfied with pills than there are horror stories. Some people even take it for other problems (acne for example or to regulate their periods). (Teenagers) having sex is natural, it's pleasurable, fun and form of bonding with your partner and not a bad thing like you are trying to paint it.

Haha, Sounds like he's a little too immature to be having sex :p

Alex94xela 0

OP he lasted 2 mins but He's carrying a six shooter like Most of us teens So you shoulda took advantage of that