Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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enonymous 8

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

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Mauskau 35

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

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Comments

qhostred 0

Well that was a waste of virginity

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akvandervort 21

Sounds like he isn't old enough or mature enough to lose his virginity. I mean seriously he's never gotten a boner before? Ha ha. How old are you guys?

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ChelseaAnn2012 0

Yeah sooo true!lol

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yadisingh 5

Where does it say he never got a boner before? .... Oh wait, it doesn't.

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Egnar 19

I think she assumes that everytime guys get a boner they drop their pants and notice it. . .

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aznpiboy24 5

You look to old to lose yours.

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slushpup9696 12

39 clearly doesn't know what a penis is and wouldn't know where to start looking for one. Hint: They grow by like homoerotic bananas on Chatroulette. Go do some field research.

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Saltime 0

Ah, yeas. Being on 16 and Pregnant when you're nine makes sense.

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leadman1989 15

Why would he be surprised by it staying hard? Has he never masturbated? It stays hard after that too.

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poisoniv 4

If it's semi erect why aren't you still taking advantage of it rather than complaining?

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missbadluk 0

THATS WHAT I WAS WONDERING??????

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aaronruark 2

Thats what happens your first time idiot

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pvtgrey6289 4

Get off his back....you should take that as a compliment. You felt so good he couldn't hold it in that long. As for the post game actions I don't know what to tell you...mess with men and not boys...just sayin.

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withered 30

That "take is as a compliment" is just a bullshit excuse for horrible stamina. Instead of taking a bad experience as a compliment she should have a talk about him improving his stamina. Having sex is a 2 way street.

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perdix 29

I'll bet he wasn't too far removed from losing his virginity himself. If you really want to have sex that lasts, find an older guy. Some of us actually get better with age.

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