Nuts

By Painful - 05/10/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
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skiz_fml 0

This isnt an FYL or a YDI. Thats just ******* funny.

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Queuebert 0

It's not like you're using them anyway.

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YourLittleSpies 0

Every time I see the words "without thinking" on this website, I instantly wonder why people have posted the FML. If you say that, you're going to deserve it, Einstein.

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Meteor_fml 0

I really enjoy having to scroll through fifteen-billion comments between Plexico and the others on my Blackberry, with a small screen. :/ Seriously, can we get a chatroom on this site, PLEASE? Anyway, OP, every guy gets hit in the nuts at some point. This wasn't even a particularly clever way you got hit. It's not an FML, get over it.

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Intellectualist 0

someone's a bit of a mizer...

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plexico 3

Meteor, How 'bout I make it up to you with a personal comment? ;) I got my worst nutshot ever a few months ago playing tennis. I've never been hit there during the normal game, but once as I was switching sides and one of my friends decided it would be funny to drill a ball at me while I was not suspecting. It was a direct hit -- it was the first time I got close to vomiting. This funny guy is in his mid-50's and is also my life-insurance agent.

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gtommo 0

niceeeeeee....... :) i have done this before as well :P

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SilverXeno 0

I call bunk. Most airbags won't deploy unless the car is moving at least 30MPH when the impact happens. Taking your foot off the break wouldn't cause enough acceleration to get up to 30MPH even if you had 2 or 3 car lengths between you & the next vehicle. Now...I *have* taken claims from people riding motorcycles that had insects & bugs fly into their safety gear and sting them...with the rider losing control.

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PTV360 0

Best comments page I've ever read, thank you plexico and company

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shirvon100 0

I did the same thing when a bee landed on mine, ya know you think your protecting your nuts when you slap a burning ebmer or try to kill a bee, but no life has different plans for you. FYL

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